tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-216763052024-03-12T22:12:56.165-04:00The Brat Pack BlogBecause Even An 80s Cover Band Has Stuff to SayThe Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.comBlogger404125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-29293625958033861702014-10-28T20:54:00.002-04:002014-10-28T21:04:15.354-04:0014 Terrifying Secrets about The Brat Pack. The Last One Will Give You Hives.As if the buildup to Halloween weren't nightmarish enough, it appears that the Brat Pack has become hazardous to itself.
An anonymous source claims that the Brat Pack show is 38% more gruesome and 71% more life-threatening than ever. With reports of shark attacks, dancing zombie Michaels, undercooked bacon, MMA, chicken stabbings, banana peels, bass solos, oversleeping, Olympic lifting, The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-81146723521758472632014-02-19T11:48:00.002-05:002014-02-19T11:48:48.169-05:00Another TV Show! Another Survey!
It's the second episode of that TV show demanded by the public through our last survey.
And oh look - another survey!
Who's Red Hottest?The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-47653308922485328922014-02-11T13:05:00.003-05:002014-02-11T13:05:39.892-05:00Our Red Hot TV ShowWhen 'the people' demanded it, through our online survey, we made our own TV show.
What's next?The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-51549138446292731032014-02-05T11:14:00.003-05:002014-02-05T11:25:00.902-05:00It's Time to Red Hot Winterize the Brat Pack!
To
get The Brat Pack really ready for Red Hot Winter (which is coming
sooner than they think and requires a certain amount of glamour and sex
appeal), we made a list!
Maybe some of them should hurry back to the gym.
A pedicure is really more of a public service here.
Others could use an attitude adjustment,
professional choreography,
spray tan,
cut, color, and deep The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-20962573826017135012013-12-20T10:56:00.001-05:002013-12-20T10:56:44.238-05:00This Little 80s Band Made ONE Simple Resolution. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-22327697949161245182013-12-11T23:08:00.001-05:002013-12-11T23:08:38.247-05:00Holiday GreetingsHoly Cow! It's a Holiday Video!
From Us! On the Blog!
The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-71931966376030557312013-08-06T11:34:00.002-04:002013-08-06T11:34:25.952-04:00Weather Update: We Don't Even Care!Bunny Goes to Hollywood is so happy now. He doesn't have to wander the fields anymore looking for a signal on his iphone2 so that he can check weather apps. And that's because we don't even care what the little icons are trying to tell us about scary future things...
We can take it! We can play outside in the beautiful beer garden at Fat City during a The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-61883070964162061712013-08-01T11:42:00.004-04:002013-08-01T11:42:46.540-04:00Bunny Lost, Pony Lost, Clammy to the Rescue, Bunny Back!
In case you haven't clicked on that button and signed up for our 'weekly' email newsletter, it's not too late!
Also, we were pretty worried last month when Bunny Goes to Hollywood never came back from his weather divining mission, and Pony Goes to Hollywood went out looking for him but got scared and ran away.
So we enlisted the shy and slow-moving Clammy Goes to Hollywood to help in The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-87007968029772157552013-07-25T19:27:00.000-04:002013-07-25T19:28:40.366-04:00Bunny Missing! Pony to the Rescue!
We sent Bunny Goes to Hollywood out into a field, partly to check the weather app on his phone but more to be able to say he was outstanding in a field. He hasn't made it back yet, and while some suspect wrongdoing, we need to get the party started.
So we're counting on Pony Goes to Hollywood to predict really great weather for this weekend's top secret private party events so that we can The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-89991597234567236692013-07-24T19:54:00.002-04:002013-07-24T19:55:36.875-04:00Get Our "Weekly" Email Blast!
We sent Bunny Goes to Hollywood back out into a field to check for news emergencies, and all he found was this button that promises to let you sign up for our increasingly cute semi-regular email list warning you of our upcoming public appearances! OH, DO IT!
There it is again!
This is fun!
The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-75425360777654707792013-07-09T13:08:00.001-04:002013-07-09T13:08:47.587-04:00Weather Update!According to some calendars, it might be summer again, but we're not completely convinced.
As a result, we're sending Brendan "Bunny Goes to Hollywood" Goes to Hollywood out into a field with his advanced meteorology equipment. Once there, we hope that he'll have good enough reception to divine the future and answer the most important question anyone ever has about an outdoor weekend gig: The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-26831265725507708372013-01-23T12:32:00.000-05:002013-01-23T12:32:32.453-05:00Commerce and Fashion UpdatesIf you're shuffling along with us at a club and suddenly realize that you forgot to purchase a gift for that special someone's birthday, anniversary, graduation, wedding, 4th of July, or other important day... we've got the goods. We keep them right there on stage with us at all times, and if you have cash, it's even easier!
Our full color, high quality "BP Rocket" baseball The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-66894265113426625642013-01-22T12:07:00.003-05:002013-01-22T12:12:29.107-05:00Weather UpdateLast Friday was sort of okay, not super cold. We had a good time at Fat City where a bus dropped off hundreds of lawyers.
Saturday's high of 50 degrees made for such a pleasant day. High winds made everything look funny. The temperature was still bearable at night, when we witnessed a spectacular turnout at T&T Tavern.
On Sunday it started to drop, but we still think 25 is nice. No The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-89232835324486618522013-01-17T13:09:00.005-05:002013-01-17T13:41:24.354-05:00Our Top Five Resolutions for 2013 and Progress So Far
1. Get More Exercise.
Here's a classic, made to be broken. Exercise can cause serious injuries, to the exerciser and innocent bystanders! These lead to emergency medical care, physical therapy, attorney's fees, and increased insurance premiums. Add that to pricey gym memberships and workout gear, and we can barely keep the second most popular resolution - to get out of The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-80400587157942510272012-12-18T10:05:00.003-05:002012-12-18T10:10:22.395-05:00Here's Our Office Party. Show Us Yours?
This year's holiday office party was inspired by a tale of tall wizards and helpful elves,
guys with big hairy feet who follow dwarves around,
trees that walk and sing,
and terrifying, pale, mountain dwelling giants...
We took ourselves to see The Hobbit! We held hands, we ate popcorn, we laughed, we cried, we The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-60742508896904390882012-12-15T18:03:00.001-05:002012-12-15T18:03:30.030-05:00Contest Winner Is Superhero!Remember Pete? He won a Brat Pack contest last year, but the prize was so extreme that we vowed never to speak of it again.
This week, Pete reigns supreme as the winner of our "Tell the Brat Pack How to Party" contest, with his innovative suggestion that we crash Office Depot. We just might! We will reveal the top secret details of our annual holiday celebration in due time. But for now, we The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-53098493780300773182012-12-06T10:02:00.003-05:002012-12-06T10:08:53.808-05:00CONTEST OF THE WEEK: Please Tell the Brat Pack How to Party
Like every other actual business with revenue, expenditures, attorneys, and hundreds of costumes and props, the Brat Pack must now plan its OWN annual holiday party.
Sure we play lots of holiday parties for other workplaces, but that's easy. The naughty things they do in the janitor's closet don't really bother us at all. And when the boss gets up on stage to sit in with the The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-64241203038089388332012-10-16T11:16:00.002-04:002012-10-16T11:18:00.140-04:00Contest of the Week: WTF?Oh help.
We can no longer make sense of things.
Just when we thought Brendan Goes to Hollywood was really Justin Bieber in an authentic 90s Gwen Stefani costume, which seemed obvious...
He turned into Slash Gwen Stefani.
Very confusing because we thought this was Slash.
If you can explain these ever changing 'almost totally 80s' identities, this week's fine prize is The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-35602361570729318052012-10-10T10:23:00.001-04:002012-10-10T10:24:54.215-04:00News, Sports, and Weather UpdateNews
It seems like we're constantly hearing something new about news or science or whatever. Only yesterday we learned that dancing releases oxytocin, although there were no specific details about stomping down the street with a gang of ghouls. Today the great news is that zombies, like everyone else, can compare their actual diet with ideal and berate themselves. With luck, zombies can become The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-17978907711207716372012-09-22T16:25:00.002-04:002012-09-22T16:26:43.544-04:00Contest of the Week: What Would (you make) Tommy Tubular Do?
Maybe the question is really "What WOULDN'T Tommy Tubular do to perform with The Brat Pack?" He says he wants to sit in when we play at Boomerang's (Saturday, September 29) and that he'll do ANYTHING for it. Based on the following photographic evidence, he might be serious.
He would dress up as leprechaun and dance a jig.
He would kiss a frog right in front of St. Patrick.
He The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-64230304101043232502012-09-21T12:03:00.001-04:002012-09-21T12:03:26.191-04:00Behind this Week's Contest of the Week: The Truth About Dinner
This week's Contest of the Week was to identify (or invent) the three course meal plus alcoholic dessert created by BGtH and JvH. The winner came up with something absolutely delicious sounding, so she wins a high quality long-sleeved, full color Brat Pack tee shirt for her creative contribution.
But now we feel obligated to present the truth. The truth about what they prepared andThe Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-50073213010128119222012-09-11T22:28:00.002-04:002012-09-12T12:38:15.058-04:00OriginsEverybody knows Josh of Seagulls, the real lead singer of the Brat Pack.
And everyone knows that he genetically engineered the Jessbot3000, using only lacquer, toothpicks, microglial cells, and CB2 receptors in his secret basement laboratory on Carson Street. (The bot's tracking device doesn't work very well anymore.)
But not many people realize that it was also Josh of Seagulls who The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-16522034957743558002012-09-03T23:12:00.000-04:002012-09-04T01:05:46.809-04:00Contest Winner with A Weekend Superior to Ours!Ashleigh Coartney called it, and we believe her.
"Umm, im on a movie set, 20,000 sq ft mansion with legit movie stars, doing what I love with awsome people....i win."
Even though our weekend exceeded our own super high expectations, Ashleigh sent proof of how amazing she has it these days. See for yourself.
The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-19798072913901162962012-08-28T12:38:00.004-04:002012-08-28T17:06:18.977-04:00Contest of the Week: Top This!We think OUR weekend is chock-full of important and exciting stuff, and we challenge you to show us up! The winner, whose weekend is guaranteed to be more awesome than ours, gets a guest spot on our blog and facebook page to boast about how much better they've got it than The Brat Pack.
Why we think our weekend is going to be so great:
Three gigs in a row, The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21676305.post-36434531977257211702012-08-22T14:41:00.001-04:002012-08-22T16:01:17.710-04:00Winners' Circle: Math and Word Problems Solved!A mere two days ago, our Contest of the Week was announced, presenting the complex challenge of identifying a single word and seven digit sequence, out of infinitely many possible combinations, often spoken by our lead singer and echoed by the rest of us. Within seconds, winning entries were piling up, giving us an unprecedented tie, three runners up, and a legit alternative The Devashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13818100922274675656noreply@blogger.com0