Saturday, February 18, 2006

Proof That We Aren't Lip Synching

Once when we played in Rock Island, some guys brought that question. Maybe they were tricked by our magical 20th century electronic equipment - you know, how could we rock so hard without megaphones? Or maybe they couldn't believe our dead on performances, such as forgetting the words to Material Girl in just exactly the same spots Madonna goofed on her hit single. Perhaps they figured five people as sexy as we are (refer to sidebar survey) and with such terrific dance moves could only be professional models and therefore not likely to carry a tune. Fortunately for us, as we venture to the Quad Cities this weekend, I have compelling photographic evidence from the last gig there. It demonstrates that we are, in fact, a hologram, and therefore could not be lipsynching.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Why can't a hologram lipsynch?

we love you said...

Yeah. Milli Vanilli was a hologram, and it didn't stop them.

Lynndi said...

Do holograms eat dinner? Will we ever eat dinner? We can eat it with our fake mouths while pretending to sing these four pages of tunes. I'll pretend to dance too, and you can pretend to watch.

Lynndi said...

Do holograms fake-dance? Can they dance and sing at the same time? And eat dinner?

New Wave Dave said...

Bass players are clearly not holograms. The smell just isn't the same.