News:
Something might have happened or be happening soon.
Weather:
A mighty wind took over our bass player's head, but it was not related to the breaking news about the zombie apocolypse.
Gossip:
Everyone is on some kind of diet or exercise plan, but for some reason they won't ALL blog about it.
Changes We've Made to the 80s:
So far we have dragged the 80s through the 90s and the 00s and are hopeful that they will also survive a 10s transformation. There may be complications, but who cares.