Friday, October 06, 2006

This is What Happens to People Who Show off their Pants


First, they show off their pants until everyone is sick of hearing about how cool they look, or how sexy, or how much more interesting than everyone else on stage even that girl because lord knows she could never afford great pants like that, much less make them look so cool and sexy.






Then, a brave visionary, or possibly a paid employee, steps forward with a complicated strategy for setting the universe right again.







Finally people who show off their pants too much realize why their moms were so nervous about clean underwear.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Once Again, We Affirm Democracy

Lip-synching wins as most 80s of all heinous acts!

A million billion is most people's favorite number!


(I'm pretty sure these were the totally untampered tallies of our pure and fair surveys. I had some trouble reading them through the fog of the aftermath from our huge ten year anniverary party.)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Which 80s Band Has Lasted Longer than the 80s?


That's right, baby. It's our ten year anniversary, and we're not even a little bit sorry.