First, they show off their pants until everyone is sick of hearing about how cool they look, or how sexy, or how much more interesting than everyone else on stage even that girl because lord knows she could never afford great pants like that, much less make them look so cool and sexy.
Then, a brave visionary, or possibly a paid employee, steps forward with a complicated strategy for setting the universe right again.
Finally people who show off their pants too much realize why their moms were so nervous about clean underwear.
