With the Use of Amazing Future Technology, We Now Predict the Weather

Due to the presence of tiny suns and secondary clues "0%" and "NNE11" next to 1PM, 2PM, 3PM, 4PM, 5PM, 6PM, 7PM, and 8PM on a smartphone, it is unlikely that rain will interfere with the Elvis and X-Krush portions of today's Fireside Bar & Grill parking lot extravaganza.

However, an eerie grey moon next to 9PM suggests that The Brat Pack's sets may be a mass hallucination triggered by unexpected visits from outer space aliens hiding behind the lonely luminary.

Unless the moon really is made of cheese and we decide to split it with them.

Future Pack?

Thanks to the insightful critique of someone's upstairs neighbor, suggestions for a new vision of the BP keep rolling in. Here are some favorite possible directions.





All good ideas. How to choose?

How We're Keeping America Free This Independence Day

The Brat Pack is always doing really really patriotic things, like paying taxes, playing 4th of July shows in the Bahamas, helping old ladies across the street, and providing constant reminders of the greatest decade that ever lived. We gave our lifesize Uncle Sam to a sweet little redhaired girl last year because she reminded us of what makes this nation strong and free. We gave away our gigantic inflatable American flag themed beer cooler too because someone needed it a lot more than we did. And for our greatest, most pro-USA act ever, we will eat as much American grown food as possible this holiday weekend, to keep our economy and biceps strong.