Who's Got Two Tickets to See Van Halen Next Month?

And who's taking bets on exactly when the tour gets cancelled?
I want in.

Injury of the Week!

Jesse wins! Thanks to a variety of unrelated incidents at each of three BP gigs this weekend, he suffered multiple cuts and contusions, like way more than anyone else. Even though he didn't lose a toenail or most of his vision, we're giving him this one! Plus he's coughing like crazy. Phase Two of the '07-'08 plague perhaps? And some of us didn't think he was even human.