Contest of the Week:
Rewrite a lyric from a popular 80s tune. Send it to us. The author of the entry that can actually make Josh of Seagulls and his twin, Brendan Goes to Hollywood, chuckle wins a real trophy and our undying gratitude!
Here's an example of a misheard lyric that could change the entire past by introducing technology that's already obsolete, setting the bar pretty high:
"She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."
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