Who Cares About the Stupid World Cup Anyway?

Yeah, there's way cooler stuff going on, like watching the High Definition 24-hour Earthworm Channel or learning to detassel corn. After Brazil is done tar and feathering their football players, Sixteen Kendalls and I will (maybe) get back to our samba routine.

You Should Visit Mexico

You can be as comfortable as you want, eating fast food and partying with English speakers in resort town. But if you're feeling brave, venture out to Mexico City - or explore the tropical Yucatan.

What Latin American Country Should You Visit?

We're Number Ten!

It's getting hard to tell the difference between TOMMY "I'm Great" TUBULAR and any number of Latin American football legends - you know, The King, The Golden Boy (and his Golden Hand,) that new kid from Brazil, Lord Allen Falconer, and so on. It's totally confusing, and their #10 jerseys sure don't help. See if you can figure out which action photo is of our own superstar.

P.S. TOMMY says soccer is FT (that's kind of like PC to the BP.)