Maybe the question is really "What WOULDN'T Tommy Tubular do to perform with The Brat Pack?" He says he wants to sit in when we play at Boomerang's (Saturday, September 29) and that he'll do ANYTHING for it. Based on the following photographic evidence, he might be serious.
He would dress up as leprechaun and dance a jig.
He would kiss a frog right in front of St. Patrick.
He would eat an entire guitar.
And he would wear a speedo in January.
Given what you now know about him, what should Tommy Tubular have to do to get onstage with The Brat Pack next weekend?