Saturday, April 22, 2006
Equally plausible is the scenario that in the future or in a parallel universe, everyone associated with The Brat Pack and this blog was lifted into a spacecraft and carefully studied for what corresponds in earth time to the last three weeks, hypnotized into believing they'd paid a visit to Thanos Las Vegas and/or experienced a cosmic rupture, and deposited at a casino just in time for the gig.
Posted by The Devas at 7:29 PM
Our silence can also be attributed to multiple complications in various hardware software connectivities, these arising from a massive warp in the space time continuum, occasionally referred to as the space gash. New Wave Dave and Josh of Seagulls have enlisted our old pal GI Joe to assist with the coming investigation. Rest assured, it's coming! Our talented trio of researchers will leave no space gash unexplored!
Posted by The Devas at 1:41 PM
Friday, April 21, 2006
Ms. Lauper, the primary user of our thesaurus, has been on double-secret extra-strength exclusionary probation as a result of serious breaches of contract, namely violations of subsections related to hair care and preserving the dignity of any imaginary creatures she might impersonate.
Posted by The Devas at 10:48 AM