Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Where in the World is TOMMY TUBULAR?

In a recent comment, Jesse Van Halen brought up a very real concern, namely that TOMMY TUBULAR seems to have been sucked through the lampshade and into a parallel universe, never to be heard from again. If you can help us find him, you will be rewarded with RAWK forever.

5 comments:

Kendell Welch said...

It was supposed to be a secret, but Tommy has actually been staying at Dave Chappelle's retreat in South Africa meditating, enjoying massages from native silverback gorillas, and communing with the ghost of Jerry Garcia.

The Devas said...

Mr. Kendells is to be commended for promptly revealing the location of our crown jewel's idyllic hideaway. Now who is willing to go there and pry DOUBLE T away by Friday 5PM?

The Devas said...

After careful consideration, I have decided that Sixteen Kendells is the only member of our organization with the strength of character needed for such a dangerous assignment. Kendells alone can stay focused on a mission this critical. The real challenge will not be getting through customs or enduring the long flights to and fro. The real challenge will not even be in persuading TT to remain loyal to the cause and come along home. Instead, Kendells' nerve will be tested when he attempts to purchase souvenirs in the airport gift shop and finds nothing nice for Guido.

Kendell Welch said...

Actually, I think the nude beaches near Capetown might be my downfall.

But then again, for all I know, I might be captured by the Zulu way of life.

For that matter, I hear Dave's place is real nice. I need a vacation :)

Kendell Welch said...

And I'm pretty sure they sell super-hero costumes in South Africa.