Friday, September 30, 2011

Zombie vs. Magical Hair - Who Will Win?

For too long, the Brat Pack has been overwhelmed, tormented, stalked, harassed, and feasted upon by zombies who use spells and evil voodoo potions to get past security.

Last weekend, just when Michael Jackson was about to sample the tasty brains of new Brat Sam Kind of Wonderful, our superhero bass player Alex in Chains rolled in with her magical spinning hair to confuse and repel the most undead of all our special uninvited guest singers.

He retreated in pretend shame, but we know he'll be back, so we're packing lots of hairspray from now on.

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