Friday, September 01, 2006

Heartthrob!!

Almost everyone in the Brat Pack has a crush on the new Guido. Is it his lustrous golden mane? His tantalizing leopard print crotch? Perhaps the shirt emblazoned "Uck" is the root of our swooning. Whatever the mojo, we have seen the future, and it is blonde.

2 comments:

Jesse VanHalen said...

I wonder if his pubs are blonde too? I mean I don't wonder, but I wonder if others might be wondering that. Ya know?

JV

Anonymous said...

heh,heh...she said "root"...