First, they show off their pants until everyone is sick of hearing about how cool they look, or how sexy, or how much more interesting than everyone else on stage even that girl because lord knows she could never afford great pants like that, much less make them look so cool and sexy.
Then, a brave visionary, or possibly a paid employee, steps forward with a complicated strategy for setting the universe right again.
Finally people who show off their pants too much realize why their moms were so nervous about clean underwear.
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That's not it at all. You need to check your facts before spilling your guts. Tommy told Kendell that he could borrow his underwear anytime. But when Kendell came to get them they got snagged on the stage, and shortly after that last picture was shot, some stage crew helped remove them and hand them off to kendell.
JV
Why does Kendell need Tom's underwear? His own underwear is perfectly cute and smells great too. I think you are the one who needs to check some facts.
I know he smells great. He wanted to borrow Toms underwear to give to you as a present for blowing him in the back seat.
Oh. Okay. What should I do with all this underwear? I mean, there's not much more room in the trunk for it.
Give to Guido and he can mend them all together to make a pair of underwear for his girlfriend.
Guido doesn't have a girlfriend. Are you thinking of Ian? Cause he's skinny.
No, I'm definately thinking of our sub bass player, Guido.
Ian's skinnier than Guido. Are you real or pretend?
Sorry you lost me, I thought we were talking about tits. What are we talking about again?
Yes, tits! Tits and ass for everyone! What time is it?
From what I can tell it's 11:19. It's funny that you should ask about the time. It reminds me of clocks.
Shut the hell up, people.
This is a public forum open for debate only. You'll have to abide by the rules or you'll be forced to listen to the Jammies.
and squiggle to the Wiggles.
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