Monday, July 09, 2012

News, Sports, and Weather

It's been so long since we checked in with Anonymous, who used to be in the band. I wonder what she's doing. Other blogs we forgot about for a long time include the JessBot Tracker, the Bigfoot Poetry Slam, and the Constant, Boring Workout Update blog.

Hey, remember how funny it was last summer when, on Tommy Tubular's very last gig, his guitar solo made the power go out for the entire Lincoln Arts Balloon Festival, and then we waited an hour in the dark while Larry and Company performed a miracle and got us back online? This summer is turning out to be a laugh riot too, with all of our outdoor gigs happening when it's over 100 degrees. If you can take it, you ought to come out just to witness the freak show of us prancing about in leather and vinyl with stage lights. We're so crazy from dehydration that we'll probably give you a million dollars.

The Love Float we were making for July's birthday parade melted in the sun because we made it out of ice cream. Oops. So then we tried a gigantic cookie dough float, but we ated it.

Oh, crap.

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