Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Weather Update!

According to some calendars, it might be summer again, but we're not completely convinced.

As a result, we're sending Brendan "Bunny Goes to Hollywood" Goes to Hollywood out into a field with his advanced meteorology equipment. Once there, we hope that he'll have good enough reception to divine the future and answer the most important question anyone ever has about an outdoor weekend gig: whether the tiny clouds are dripping tiny thunderbolts. If he can find his way back, and then if he remembers to tell us, we will probably get in the newly duct-taped Bratmobile and rock some golf courses, beer gardens, parking lots, and television stations.

But we're still not sure.

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