What do you mean by that? What does any of that have to do with the 80s? Why would anyone ask Larry a question like that? Larry doesn't even know how to use email, and he's installing a system right now, probably using Abba's greatest hits and his hypnotic shoulder action to trick the client, so this cry for help is a useless gesture, a maudlin posture, a sick and twisted joke.
I know what you mean about his shoulders, dude! It's like first you see the guy and you think, wow he's pretty hot for a sound guy but there's black grime all over his hands and his pants are falling down, so he's like, kind of yuck, and then he might say something to you like "are you going to move that box of kittens or do I have to move it?" and then suddenly you don't feel so much like snuggling with this dude and so you start to walk back over to the bar to order a sandwich when you catch a glimpse of the way his shoulder totally turns his sexy little dance into a DRUG and now you can't leave or eat or think or remember where you left the kittens.
I think you're being completely inappropriate. And you missed the point of my questions. This sucks. I come to you for support, for clarity in my time of need, for direction and focus in this expanding universe, and you have only made things more confusing. You betrayed my sacred trust, Victim of Larry's Love, and I hate you.
I am not sure what I'll be able to contribute to this Blog. But if we've got anonymous entries on here, I'm out. Secondly, I want a sandwich now. Lastly, Is Jaybriel gonna pick up his sax or will there be more ramming.
I have as much right to post blogs here as you do. I know for a fact that you are a robot, so don't try to threaten me! Free speech is still an option for some of us!
Larry is so sexy that he makes all other soundmen simply GIVE UP. You never see mambos and chachas and dangerous hip action and donkeykicks and OH MY GOD THE SHOULDERS ON THAT GUY behind any other board, right? Well there's a reason!
I conducted an informal survey and discovered that your profile has been viewed more times than ANY other contributor to this blog. And yet your profile is so simple, so manly, so... real. How did you know this approach would skyrocket you all the way to the top? And that within minutes of this blog's inception!
Hi Joliet Jen! I have to agree that Jesse is pretty mean for a robot, but also don't you think that Larry is so far beyond hot (it's not just his shoulders but also the way he smells and the sweet little nothings he whispers into our ears in the middle of songs) that all other soundmen realize instantly they can't compete? Maybe that's why they seem so sad or snarky, and maybe they use their credit cards to buy a bunch of gear in the vain hope that it will give them an edge up. Have you ever smelled him? Have you not dreamed about him night after night?
Jen, you have 24 profile views now, so don't surrender - stand tall against suspicious counts and flawed research design. Just because Jaybriel catapulted all the way to the top doesn't mean the thing wasn't rigged. The blogosphere deserves its reputation as a cesspool.
Now Jaybriel's gone and fancied up his profile. A kickin' photo I must say! How did he do it? He doesn't have the new apple with Intel software - this I know because I swiped it from his house the other day - so he must have super-cyber-skills. He must be WAY smarter than robots like Jesse Van Halen. He probably did that whole profile thing without even looking while he made a roux with one hand and gave his wife a full body massage with the other, all the while doing research on subatomic particles with his feet.
How did you 80s freaks get all OT? I thought we were talking about Larry's superpowers. I don't CARE about Jaybrield and who viewed what when everyone thought they were asleep and lived in a fairly safe neighborhood. Let's get back to the nitty gritty.
Hey, I heard that Larry can't read either. Is that really true? If so, I imagine that's true that you can say pretty much whatever you want about him! Did he change cologne recently? I was standing upstairs at Copper Dragon the other night, a little too close to the board for my own good, I guess, and Larry's scent was positively haunting. When are you guys coming back?
Dan is a soundguy too! But he's the boss of all the soundguys, so he's got skills for dealing with people like Larry who dominate everyone with their intoxicating aroma and slightly loose pants, so if it wasn't Josh the other soundguy, then the post about what happened at Copper when no one was looking up must have been fake.
38 comments:
What do you mean by that? What does any of that have to do with the 80s? Why would anyone ask Larry a question like that? Larry doesn't even know how to use email, and he's installing a system right now, probably using Abba's greatest hits and his hypnotic shoulder action to trick the client, so this cry for help is a useless gesture, a maudlin posture, a sick and twisted joke.
I know what you mean about his shoulders, dude! It's like first you see the guy and you think, wow he's pretty hot for a sound guy but there's black grime all over his hands and his pants are falling down, so he's like, kind of yuck, and then he might say something to you like "are you going to move that box of kittens or do I have to move it?" and then suddenly you don't feel so much like snuggling with this dude and so you start to walk back over to the bar to order a sandwich when you catch a glimpse of the way his shoulder totally turns his sexy little dance into a DRUG and now you can't leave or eat or think or remember where you left the kittens.
I think you're being completely inappropriate. And you missed the point of my questions. This sucks. I come to you for support, for clarity in my time of need, for direction and focus in this expanding universe, and you have only made things more confusing. You betrayed my sacred trust, Victim of Larry's Love, and I hate you.
Help me Joliet Jen, you're my only hope.
I am not sure what I'll be able to contribute to this Blog. But if we've got anonymous entries on here, I'm out. Secondly, I want a sandwich now. Lastly, Is Jaybriel gonna pick up his sax or will there be more ramming.
JV
I have as much right to post blogs here as you do. I know for a fact that you are a robot, so don't try to threaten me! Free speech is still an option for some of us!
Larry is not sexy. he's a soundman. They as a race are not sexy. They are mean and in debt. That's it.
Larry is so sexy that he makes all other soundmen simply GIVE UP. You never see mambos and chachas and dangerous hip action and donkeykicks and OH MY GOD THE SHOULDERS ON THAT GUY behind any other board, right? Well there's a reason!
Dear Jaybriel,
I conducted an informal survey and discovered that your profile has been viewed more times than ANY other contributor to this blog. And yet your profile is so simple, so manly, so... real. How did you know this approach would skyrocket you all the way to the top? And that within minutes of this blog's inception!
Truly,
Admin
Hi Joliet Jen! I have to agree that Jesse is pretty mean for a robot, but also don't you think that Larry is so far beyond hot (it's not just his shoulders but also the way he smells and the sweet little nothings he whispers into our ears in the middle of songs) that all other soundmen realize instantly they can't compete? Maybe that's why they seem so sad or snarky, and maybe they use their credit cards to buy a bunch of gear in the vain hope that it will give them an edge up. Have you ever smelled him? Have you not dreamed about him night after night?
Jen, you have 24 profile views now, so don't surrender - stand tall against suspicious counts and flawed research design. Just because Jaybriel catapulted all the way to the top doesn't mean the thing wasn't rigged. The blogosphere deserves its reputation as a cesspool.
Now Jaybriel's gone and fancied up his profile. A kickin' photo I must say! How did he do it? He doesn't have the new apple with Intel software - this I know because I swiped it from his house the other day - so he must have super-cyber-skills. He must be WAY smarter than robots like Jesse Van Halen. He probably did that whole profile thing without even looking while he made a roux with one hand and gave his wife a full body massage with the other, all the while doing research on subatomic particles with his feet.
Use a non-pythagorean count system...
Oh tallies, schmallies, it's the quality of the profile views that really matters.
How did you 80s freaks get all OT? I thought we were talking about Larry's superpowers. I don't CARE about Jaybrield and who viewed what when everyone thought they were asleep and lived in a fairly safe neighborhood. Let's get back to the nitty gritty.
Hey, I heard that Larry can't read either. Is that really true? If so, I imagine that's true that you can say pretty much whatever you want about him! Did he change cologne recently? I was standing upstairs at Copper Dragon the other night, a little too close to the board for my own good, I guess, and Larry's scent was positively haunting. When are you guys coming back?
THAT WAS NOT ME!!!!!!
not me either
Dan is a soundguy too!
But he's the boss of all the soundguys, so he's got skills for dealing with people like Larry who dominate everyone with their intoxicating aroma and slightly loose pants, so if it wasn't Josh the other soundguy, then the post about what happened at Copper when no one was looking up must have been fake.
That is really sick.
I would like to post a fake comment. The other day I ordered a side of bacon with my eggs. thanks
JV
This is not a fake comment. i am really here to chase you and prevent you from eating fruit and dots. You and the mrs.
Hey, I know you, don't I, blinky?
It's me, your neighbor!
Can you see my yet? I'm trying to come through for you, Blinky!
wanna see me?
oh...its you..EAT ME!!!
haha...just kiddin pal
You talkin to me?
Hey Blinky,
It's on!
Settle down, over there!
you could never catch me pac. and i was always waiting for your ass on the other side of the tunnel
OOOH
Can I play too, boys?
SHORTCAKE!!!!!! long time no talk babe. i bet your here to see fancy-pants tron, huh?
Why, sure, I like Tron in a special way, but I have lots of friends to help me do fun stuff!
a berry special way? i know your games all too well, shortcake!
but i love you and i made you this cake!
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!! are you maing baked goods for other people?? thats it, we are through. i cant take anymore of this!!!
And I want my sheet set back!
Alright, cut it out everybody! You're not even real.
Post a Comment