Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Manthers, Mermaids and Ape-men


Where oh where is Lynndi??? It's been hours since she posted a tasty tid-bit to read. We're dying here already.

Until she's back, check out the danger posed by manimals here:

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/politics/2006/02/01/manimals/index.html

Jaybriel

6 comments:

The Devas said...

Sorry, Jaybriel! I had an 80s emergency and had to go to the mall for shoes.

I see Smellen's profile has been updated and is now kicking everyone's butt, in spite of New Wave Dave's having a massive amount of hits (and it's still bare!) I am pretty sure Dave got swallowed up by the myspace.com gash and that Joliet Jen disappeared into it to rescue him. I am going to keep out of this one - I never mess around with the space/time continuum.

The Devas said...

Mr. Jaybriel,

I expect your full compliance in our internal investigation into the whereabouts and whathaveyous of Mr. Of Seagulls. I believe you have linked to the President's warning about evil scientific endeavors as a way of signalling Mr. Of SmartyPants to discontinue evaluation of the manimal's dance skills and to reemerge. Your cooperation is forthcoming.

Jesse VanHalen said...

That guy looks a little bit like michael jackson. I bet he's a good dancer.

JV

Anonymous said...

im a good dancer

Jesse VanHalen said...

I'm really not Gay. One time Larry and I we're in a bar really late and this guy came over to us and asked us what we were doing afterr the bar closed. I told the guy that i was probably going home.

JV

The Devas said...

Josh of Seagulls has been secretly moving his top secret basement tunnel laboratory, one test tube at a time, a few (I can't tell you exactly how many) miles west of the current facility. I think The Management found him out, and Josh had to relocate fast because he made a promise to the Smurfs to complete their cosmetic transmogrification so that they might one day walk among us, stand proud, and make shrill little proclamations. Don't tell anyone that I told you that stuff, though, because he told it to me in the utmost confidence.