After several weeks, TOMMY TUBULAR, last-minute winner of the sexiness poll, finally cracked the code, solving the TOMMY trivia crossword puzzle that had everyone else stumped! For this triumph, he wins an all-expense paid trip to Taylorville this Friday night. And we'll bring him back too!
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Hey, he won the rockin poll too. It's weird though because the last time I looked he had 5 votes and then, while I was at the mall buying shoes, it zoomed to 69. I don't get it. Oh well. Congratulations TOMMY on all of your recent accomplishments!
Some people just don't try very hard, do they?
Again, I must confess to commanding a last minute polling spree by my minions, the late night clerks at my many gas station convenience stores. We SO love that TOMMY TUBULAR.
I feel restricted. Despite my vast roadie experience, I still can't figure out how to start my own article on this blog.
What magic must I acquire? The magic of 90's white-boy rap is not getting me there. Is Ton Loc the answer? Is Sir-Mix-Alot the messiah of my rock magic?
Dear Mr. Kendells,
I sense a vast conspiracy to block your insightful prosaic contribution. Experience would lead me to suspect chick singers and bass players, and indeed, since I have been abroad (attempting to outsource their jobs, of course) no blogs have been posted by any other "members."
On a side note, I was pleased to see the storming of polls by some entity calling itself "Tell them it was a friend" on behalf of MR. TUBULAR, our most precious commodity. Perhaps this will begin to limit the excesses of these lesser luminaries. If you are comfortable with my theory that "someone" has tampered with your blogging abilities, stop by the office between 10:30 and 11:15AM any Monday (my office hours), and we'll restore your access.
Thank you for pointing out this uncomfortable situation. That took real courage.
Tommy Tubular??? Aaahhh, that guy's a faaaahhhggg!
Gawd said it, not me!!!
Gawd is obviously not all-knowing.
Then we truly have a dilemma.
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