Friday, April 21, 2006

Excuse #2: Disciplinary Action



Ms. Lauper, the primary user of our thesaurus, has been on double-secret extra-strength exclusionary probation as a result of serious breaches of contract, namely violations of subsections related to hair care and preserving the dignity of any imaginary creatures she might impersonate.

2 comments:

The Devas said...

I have been corrected, reprogrammed, and properly oriented. I will never again err.

Jesse VanHalen said...

Does anyone understand that shit the management said?

JV