Some of them are pretty sure this would lead to the end of the world as we know it. There might be something to their concerns, so we have come up with a solution we think will put everyone's minds at ease.
A candidate who can out-stare Walken and prevail in the Hollywood primary.
A candidate more conniving and fearsome than Zod.
A lifetime resident of Earth whose recent divorce has freed up a lot of time for cool stuff like being president.
A leader who would not shrink from calling on the spirit of Ronald Reagan if things ever got confusing.
A visionary who can truly represent the best of the 80s AND the best of babedom.
A chick, in fact, more clever than Hil and more stylish than Condi.
BABERAHAM LINCOLN 2008.
5 comments:
Dear Lynndi,
Wouldn't her hotness only increase global warming?
perhaps the refrigerator is Ms. Locklear's answer to global warming. She has a great shot at the presidency, so I'm hoping she's as cool as she is hot and will therefore not upset the balance of nature any further.
ted nugent might run for gov of Michigan
isn;'t michael jackson the king of bahrain or dubai or something? why can't janet jackson run for mayor of Funkytown? i'd vote for her
Is Heather Locklear realted to Abraham Lincoln?
JV
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