Friday, June 09, 2006

What I Did on My Summer Vacation


I know it wasn't actually summer yet when The Brat Pack took its annual week off. And I know that everyone knows I didn't really go on vacation at a beautiful remote beach on the gulf coast. I did learn some important stuff though, which I'm sure you'll find helpful.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

SO rehab obviously works! We didn;'t see Lauper down at the gutter yesterday evening, and that's a first

Anonymous said...

works if you work it baby

The Devas said...

The great thing about this particular 12 step program is that it works even better if you sit around making fun of everyone you know (behind their backs, of course) and complain about stuff that doesn't really matter. It's perfect!

The Devas said...

OOH, I almost forgot about how important daily prayer and meditation are for this program:

God grant me the serenity to accept how messed up everybody is, the courage to change each and every one of them, and the wisdom to do it without getting caught.

Anonymous said...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic
hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.

Anonymous said...

works if you run real fast

Jesse VanHalen said...

I know where you were, and you were on the gulf. You lie. You were at the gulf doing yoga, laying on the beach, shit like that. All the shit above should be erased because whatever it says, and I don't care what it says, it's irrelevant.

JV

The Devas said...

I do not do yoga. That's icky.

Anonymous said...

Keep coming back.