At the CUMusic Awards ceremony Thursday, April 5, the Third Most Evil Band will share a stage with that Jazz Combo with the Most Digestible Ingredients, bringing their bitter rivalry to a head. Ever since Tritone challenged Jazz Sandwich to try and play more notes, the training and scheming have divided a once peaceful community, sales of finger cots have skyrocketed, and everyone's turning to Tommy Tubular for advice. I just hope the showdown on Thursday evening settles this matter.
This is Tritone. They're so evil they can stand in snow for a long time without crying. Even when one of them is being mauled by a wolf.
This is Jazz Sandwich. Delicious if you can get your mouth around it.
This is CUMusic, ultimately responsible for the coming shitstorm.
4 comments:
so who won?
It's not about the win, it's about not crossing any lines.
JV
I heard that Tritones onslaught of notes was so fast and heavy that the counter broke. Jazz Sandwich was playing stuff that couldn't even be counted on normal equipment, and quantum physicists are still trying to figure it out. That's what I heard, but it could be a bunch of crap.
We didn't play many notes, but we didn't read Dawna's blog either.
JV
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