Before you know it they have gained control of your soundman's mind by forcing him to slam a zillion Jager bombs and making him stay up all night in a casino. A couple of years later they assure you, after winning EVERY OTHER contest you ever have, that "not getting any prizes at all, even though a heck of a lot of interest has accrued, is really really okay."
If you've been through all of that like we have, you better start to worry that your Contest Prize Winner is after something much much bigger - your eternal soul.
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Pictured here with Larry and a total stranger is Deanna, Winner of Every Prize Not Won by Melissa "Mole," not pictured here but equally clever and out to get us.
5 comments:
awww come on now.. out to get you??? out to get u all drunk off jager bombs maybe... after all we r the jager girls as larry likes to call us.. probably only cuz he can not remember our names.. but that could be due the amount of jager consumed when we are at your shows! lol
i will admit tho.. i had wayyyyy too much jager when that pic was taken.. but i think it was the halos fault.. or larrys.. one or the other.... but i did win $750 that nite! so that made it all ok right??? lol
Well I do believe the reason I am not pictured here is that I am the one taking the pic..lol But then again it could have been I was hiding in my mole hole somewhere trying to sneak attack someone or something..lol They don't call me Mole for nothing,,lmao!
MOLE OUT!
My favorite thing about this picture is what you guys did to Larry. I like Larry this way, ready for the casino. What do we owe you at this point, other than our eternal souls?
several hundreds of dollars.. it might even be in the thousands now if I add it all up... four shirts, two cds, an autographed poster, two pairs of autographed underwear, three headbands only one sweaty one tho, seventeen jager bombs, fifty three bud lights, six star headbands (different than the terry cloth ones as listed above), tickets to seven shows, two pairs of chuck taylors, three atari systems, two rubiks cubes, one pack of gel watches complete with different color bands, one complete drum set, a brat pack private party, and a partridge in a pear tree. I think that bout wraps it up.. id have to refer back to my complete list tho to be sure.. batteries not included..
some restrictions may apply too.... oh oh oh!! and no large bills please.. all small unmarked bills only! :)
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