Earlier this evening, I checked in with Josh of Seagull's computational myophysiology team leader, Dr. T, and learned what that group has been working on in the Seagulls Foundation's top secret basement laboratory. I can't tell you all the details because they're very scientific, but I came away with one exciting conclusion of their well-funded research: never jump rope in bare feet.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Amazing Scientific Discoveries, Part 0.25
Earlier this evening, I checked in with Josh of Seagull's computational myophysiology team leader, Dr. T, and learned what that group has been working on in the Seagulls Foundation's top secret basement laboratory. I can't tell you all the details because they're very scientific, but I came away with one exciting conclusion of their well-funded research: never jump rope in bare feet.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Actually I heard that painted toe-nails contaminated their results. It turns out that jumping rope in bare feet is OK, as long as you don't have painted toe-nails.
Something about the wind-resistance igniting the chemicals in the paint...I didn't get the whole story, but I'm a licensed pyromaniac, so I understand the concept.
I don't know man. I'm going to have to check with my pediatrician. Or my pediatric ornithologist. Or a podiatrist. A skin guy?
Post a Comment