Trivia Contest Tainted with Controversy!

Our blog-only trivia contest has closed, at an arbitrary time and without warning, amidst uncertainty and confusion. The winner, with 9 of 9 correct answers, is "Anonymous," and because I can't tell for sure if that's a truly anonymous "anonymous" or is perhaps the REAL "anonymous" who used to be in the band and has her own blog, we either have an invisible winner who wants no prize or attention or we're cheating by handing it to someone who used to be in the band and still knows all our secrets. To make it even harder to settle this thing is a two-way tie for second place (with 8 of 9 each.) What's a blog administrator to do?


ANSWERS:

1. a. The rhythm sections prefers compression. No one else really cares.

2. d. Josh of Seagulls played a noisy short order cook in the Country Bears - "Order up!"

3. c. We'll accept any answer for the skirt question, but "c" is the smart bet.

4. a or f. It is unknown what Tommy Tubular does all day, but because some of us believe he burps babies and books bands all day, that's a valid answer too.

5. c. Lynndi Lauper is a certified sexuality educator who has even been certified to train other educators, only she won't do any of it because it's like totally embarrassing.

6. f. New Wave Dave/Diamond Dave is some kind of martial arts teacher guy.

7. g. Sixteen Kendells is a licensed pyro - KERPLOWEE!!

8. e. Guido Menudo! but how would you know this unless you asked us, and then we wouldn't tell you, so any answer works here.

9. d. New Wave Dave's kind of a purist.


Anyone for some TIE-BREAKERS?

1. Which "member" of the Brat Pack is an ordained minister?

2. Name the two bocce champions.