Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Like DJ Katy Said It Would Be


That's DJ Katy squashed somewhere among us at S2X in Cool City. She told us we'd do it, she told the audience we'd do it, so we altered the space/time continuum and set up at http://myspace.com/bratpack80. New Wave Dave was the mastermind, but he's not evil enough to poison the guys who already claimed "bratpack" and "thebratpack" over there. Don't worry - there's time, and I'm on the case. We already have friends and fair-weather friends and friends of friends and friends who act like they don't recognize us when they see us in public and friends who make us not need enemies. But we couldn't let the world's hottest DJ down, right?

6 comments:

Jesse VanHalen said...

If DJ Katy told me to jump, I'd jump. If she said "hey, take your pants off", I'd do that do. DJ Katy has complete control of me and I will be her slave.

JV

Lynndi said...

Me too!

DJ Katy said...

I'm holding you to that at the next show. Bwahahahahaha!

Jesse VanHalen said...

If DJ Katy told me to eat some chocolate cake and smother her body in ice cream and eat it off of her, I'd do that too. If she told me to give her a bath after that and rub her down with some like body lotion which might then lead to sex, I'd be happy to do that do. I know that DJ Katy will do what's right for her. Like even totally having her hair pulled while Seagulls and I spank her. We'll see you soon.

JV

Lynndi said...

If DJ Katy told me to wear green socks with beige shoes, I'd do that. If she told me to use the entire can of Aquanet and really go for the tall mohawk thing, I'd do that too. If she told me to spin around in circles until I threw up, I... well, I might ask her to tell me to do something else. Or maybe I would - it is DJ Katy after all.

The Management said...

If DJ Katy told me to GIVE the bunny costume to Mr. Menudo, I'd do it. If she told me to wire large sums of money to a private Swiss account under an assumed name with a corporation headquartered offshore, I'd do that too. If DJ Katy told me to instruct Ms. Lauper to spin around until she threw up, I'd do that in a heartbeat. If she asked me to reconsider the terms of Jesse Van Halen's contract, particularly with regard to maintainence of the Jessbot 3000 and his part ownership of results from Mr. Of Seagulls current research, it would be worth my time and attention.