Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I Told You GI Joe Was Trouble

Didn't I warn you that GI Joe is always ready to drop trou? Even after Sixteen Kendells hauled him off the Tommy G's stage this weekend, he snuck right back on just in time to slip out of the shiny silver Brat Pack Dancer pants and show off his stylin' briefs. He wasn't even drunk or anything!


Here's more proof of his bad influence. With the tiny spy camera hidden in my corsage at our Christmas Party, I snapped these photos of Joe telling TOMMY how funny it would be to smash a beer bottle over the mouse's head once they lured it in with promises of rock stardom and cheese. Poor TOMMY - everyone's trying to spoil his image. I wouldn't be surprised to learn it was Joe who slipped me the mickey (careful, that's a pun) that made me think TOM was a Willy Wonka toy.

4 comments:

Joliet Jen said...

It's a good thing you pointed out that pun. I woulda never caught it.

Lynndi said...

No problem, baby. I even have a thesaurus, and I'm too cool for spell-check. Don't you think GI Joe's going to land us all in the slammer, the big house, the pokey? Maybe you'd bring us some cakes and cigarettes and Aquanet.

Joliet Jen said...

I would NEVER let you go without Aquanet, hon. If G.I. Joe lands you in the slammer (hey, maybe you'd end up in Joliet!) i'll bake you one of those cakes with a file in it. That way Josh of Seagulls could make some really neat-o contraption to bust you out.

Lynndi said...

Or we could use it to keep our fingernails neat and trim so that we can play instruments and not snag pantyhose during our consecutive life sentences.