Monday, February 13, 2006

Tasty Treats



Jessie Van Halen, a.k.a. Jessco White, suggested to me recently that the brat pack may be looking for a head chef, and that, moreover, I, Jaybriel, might fit the bill. He is under the mistaken impression that I am the same person as the writer of the blog Better than the Rest(aurant), found here: http://eatingcheznous.blogspot.com . I encourage him to check his facts First

Mr Van Halen, or is it White, is clearly wishing he could eat my famous 7-layer nachos, purchased serruptitiously from the T.B. on University avenue. Are they endangered. I think so.

10 comments:

The Management said...

Are you sure that you want to suggest that Mr. Van Halen/White/3000 is confused about your involvement in the exciting new cookblog Better than the Rest(aurant)? There is very strong evidence that you are in fact the same Jaybriel, whereas there is almost no evidence that any version of Mr. Van Halen/White/3000 even exists. Please take a moment to reflect on the situation created by your assertion, with particular sensitivity to the suggestion that a robot could express hunger.

The Management said...

Late this afternoon, we experienced two (unrelated?) references to Taco Bell. The first was in a comment from Mr. Menudo, and the second within the post above written by the man known only as Jaybriel. Since these appeared, I have been besieged with phone calls and text messages from members of the Brat Pack demanding to know why they too are not permitted to make taco/nacho jokes. May I remind you (big babies) that there is a rigorous certification process, and in spite of a brief suspension, Jaybriel's honorary status is once again valid. Mr. Menudo is, as always, a member in good standing of the League of Individuals Who May Mention Tacos and Burritos, and we expect no further inquiries about this privilege.

Relatedly, owing to his adventures in the casino this weekend, LORD FALCONER's License to Strut has been restricted, and his License to Ill revoked. Rest assured an appeal is pending.

New Wave Dave said...

I heard that Josh of Seagulls is constructing a groundbreaking 9 layer nachos platter in his secret lab.

He told me the extra 2 layers are a couple of pink tacos he's working on.

Guido said...

Hope Josh understands the kind of gastular discomfort that arrises when you try to play GOD in the kitchen.

Lynndi said...

Guido, I heard you ARE G*d in the kitchen!

bass players union said...

This weekend is going to be so hott. juat wait til you hear the bass solos that the union has prepared for the Brat Pack's virgin ears. i'm talking major 7 flat 9 to the booty extreme!

The Management said...

I hope and pray that the comment posted by "bass players union" was in truth written by the fully credentialled Mr. Menudo, as Mr. Dave has not completed the practicum required for certification to make reference to booty. Perhaps more troubling, his personnel file lacks proof of insurance covering contemporary orthographic stylings such as "hott."

New Wave Dave said...

Actually, I am certified in "booty," due to a correspondance course I took during my travels in Peru.

The Management said...

Good to know!

Please submit the relevant documentation to our personnel office at your earliest convenience, if not a few minutes before, in order to protect the company from liability and the endless whining of your jealous band members who have little hope of ever being so impressively credentialled.

Congratulations also on your undeniable lead in the sexiness survey. Your check's in the mail.

Lynndi said...

I didn't know TOMMY lost his license to ill!!! Is that like for forever? Did he get another RUI?