Saturday, April 22, 2006

Excuse #4: Alien Abduction

Equally plausible is the scenario that in the future or in a parallel universe, everyone associated with The Brat Pack and this blog was lifted into a spacecraft and carefully studied for what corresponds in earth time to the last three weeks, hypnotized into believing they'd paid a visit to Thanos Las Vegas and/or experienced a cosmic rupture, and deposited at a casino just in time for the gig.

2 comments:

The Devas said...

Yeah, cause aliens eat a lot and tip for shit, thus draining the previously bottomless Brat Pack alien adventure savings account, from which (coincidentally) your paychecks have usually been drawn.

Jesse VanHalen said...

Oh. I thought it was a trailer expense!

JV