Sunday, April 23, 2006

Excuse #5: Creative Differences


Perhaps you would accept a modified version of excuse 4. The truth is that TOMMY TUBULAR and I had a big falling out about what qualifies a person as blonde. For a few weeks, I stood by my belief that the wig is everything, but eventually, through science and reason, TOMMY's top research assistant Josh of Seagulls persuaded me of the roles of cybernetics and chromosomal misbehavior in authentic blondeness (or blondacity, the preferred 80s term.)

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Tell Them It Was a Friend of a Friend said...

Hey! Do you like The Tide is High? Heart of Glass? Rapture? Are they fast enough, rockin enough, and 80s enough?

Tell Them It Was a Friend said...

Someone seems to have forgotten our vow of silence. Our solemn oath to leave 80s cover bands alone, especially late at night when they're most vulnerable and possibly most in character.