Tiffany walked into a bar. She never saw it coming.
Knock knock! Who's there? Madonna. Madonna who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Madonna. Madonna who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange glad I didn't say Madonna again?
Why did Prince and the Revolution cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
P.S. While PeeWee may have declined to be our myspace friend, 1411 other folks aren't taking any chances!
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Here's one!
Whats worse the 10 dead babies in one garbage can?
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
Hear that from a 5 year old the other day...
JV
Hey JVH, you forgot to convert your joke to the 80s format. It's easy if you insert the patented Jessbot 3000 thingamajig into your brain!
You might want to give it a try - the uneven electrical current is not super-annoying after you've used it a few times.
Here's an example:
Start with "Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven Eight Nine!" Now jam that cable into your head, flip the switch, wait twenty minutes or so, and out comes:
"Why was Rob Lowe so afraid of Mickey Rourke? Because Mickey Rourke Eight Rock & Roll High School!"
Hmm. We might need to check the warranty.
That was good Jesse Van Halen. Listen to this one.
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in one garbage can?
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
I heard that from a guy who knows a 5 year old.
JV
Let's try that again.
What's worse than ten Dead Kennedys in a garbage can?
One Dead Kennedy in ten garbage cans!
Or maybe it was Dead Can Dance in a garbage dump.
I'm going to try the conversion thing....
Let's try it with that new joke I've been working on. First befor the conversion:
Whats worse the 10 dead babies in one garbage can?
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
And now for the conversion:
What's worse than 10 Micahel Jackson's playing with 1 dead baby?
10 babies playing with one Dead Michael jackson.
I guess it kind of works.
JV
Much better.
One lovely summer day, Boy George was driving around with a bunch of penguins when a cop pulled him over and commanded, "Ma'am, take those penguins to the zoo!" Boy George, ever mindful of his contractual, civic, and moral obligations, complied without hesitation or argument.
The next day, he was again spotted driving around with a bunch of penguins, although now all of them were wearing sunglasses. The same cop (where were they, St. Joe?) pulled him over to query, "Hey lady, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" In his thick (fake?) British accent, the 80s most androgynous superstar quipped, "I did just that, and we had such a grand time that today I'm taking them to the beach!"
(Oh, so it couldn't have been St. Joe.)
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