Some of us might have World Cup Fever, or World Cup Flu, or maybe even World Cup Disorder, especially those who just yesterday learned (in the van on the way to a gig) of soccer's noble origins in the streets of ancient Rome, where people enjoyed kicking beheaded heads from one end of town to the other. That really does sound fun!
I know New Wave Dave is rooting for Canada, and Tommy Tubular probably wants the land of his glorious birth, AKA glorious land of his birth (Japan,) to prevail, and I imagine Larry's got money on just about every country, careful investor that he is. But we can all get together on this one thing - every time Brazil wins a World Cup match, I will personally teach Guido Menudo a sexy new Brazilian Dance Party dance move which he will then use to further rock the world.
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Heads will roll!
If Guido Menudo gets too much information about sexy moves, he'll be vying with Larry for the role of ultimate dance party hot guy, and that kind of competition could get very intense, and is that really what you guys need?
Whatever Guido knows about sexy moves, Larry knows it to the nth degree, so I'm not even a little worried about rivalry there. Plus it is the nature of Brazilian dance to inspire nothing but pure love (as if Guido and Larry don't have enough love for everyone they meet already!!) which means this is an absolutely risk-free commitment!
isn't pele 70s and capoeira 00s??
I want Brazil to win because they're cool. Ronaldo needs to stop acting like a bitch.
Brazil sucked it up. I don't really like Brazillian dance moves. I like French moves, like french kissing.
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