I learned the hard way not to make fun of the Jessbot 3000 when it's breaking down. My advice to everyone in the front row is: if you've been tickling its stylish toenails or demanding to wear the hat, and then it starts to sputter and flames shoot from its head, you've exceeded the limits of its program, and your best move is three big steps back and run.
Friday, July 21, 2006
Don't Make Fun of Bots
I learned the hard way not to make fun of the Jessbot 3000 when it's breaking down. My advice to everyone in the front row is: if you've been tickling its stylish toenails or demanding to wear the hat, and then it starts to sputter and flames shoot from its head, you've exceeded the limits of its program, and your best move is three big steps back and run.
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One time I borrowed Jesse van halen's hat because my girlfriend bet me $100 bucks that I couldn't get it. I had to pay Jesse van Halen $200 bucks to get it, but it was totally worth it.
It's not fair to make fun of anyone, even if they're not human. It's not fair to take their hat or touch their pretty toenails without written permission and adequate insurance. It's wrong and you deserve whatever third degree burns you got when he malfunctioned.
There's no such thing as a Jessbot 3000 you idiots. It's pure Brat Pack propaganda, intended to distract us all from the war in Lebanon.
JV
But the point is really to figure out who's hotter - Screech or Zach - and then or now.
Wait, I meant Don't Mess with Boots. Sorry.
Seriously, I know you're not all droid, but at least half, right? Space alien?
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