He's in Wisconsin, the land of TOMMY TUBULAR's glorious childhood. He was the most important star of a show that technically started in the 80s, making it our business, and three of us met him at NACA when he was feeling kind of sick but signed a photo for Guido anyway. We gotta take up the cause.
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Screech is even cooler now.
Wait a minute. When I was cleaning out Guido's closet and found that picture of Screech, Guido said he got it from him personally because Screech was his babysitter when he was six and living in Hollywood learning the Menudo dance moves. So you guys obviously are lying to cover up Guido's superior past.
WHo was cuter - Screech or Zach? Isn't Zach a pro-wrestler now?
Um. Excuse me. Guido told ME that he and Screech are identical twins separated at birth and that the signed photo is precious to him because it's all he has of his long-lost bro. I would like to know what is going on and how that one of a kind memento ended up in his smelly closet. Near the (you guessed it) socks. I want answers.
We can explain. But we won't.
Who are all these women, Guido? I thought you were celebate. What's the deal?
I mean celibate. Or celebrate.
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