Friday, July 25, 2008

Musician Jokes are Better than Redneck Jokes

Why are so many guitarist jokes one liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them.

What kind of burglar is stealthy and agile?

For some reason, there aren't any good lead singer jokes.


Tim C said...

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

How can you tell when a drummer is at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

An Indian Chief and a Cavalry Captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The Cavalry captain says, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "It's not our regular drummer."

Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said. "Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"

Ichthos said...

Why do drummers keep their drum sticks on the dash board of their cars?

So they can park in the handicapped zone.