Thursday, October 18, 2007

Amazing Scientific Discoveries, Part 299 792 458 m/s

Space, the final frontier.

Larry went to Chicago to have the flux capacitor repaired. He made it back okay, though he missed ABC class in the effort.

Now that we have sufficient power to mess with the space/time continuum again, we'll be going where no man has gone before, i.e. the space gash.

With luck, we'll find intelligent life or some cool rocks out there.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Injury of the Week: Poor Little Neglected Blog

Tsk, tsk, Brat Pack. What have you been doing that's so much more important than posting on your blog?
Just remember that if you neglect your responsibilities long enough, they'll eventually be outsourced to some guy who's like three times smarter than you and willing to do it for half the pay, and then everyone will laugh at you and call you a stupid loser. So post something already, ding-dongs.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Guess What Tommy Tubular's Doing Tonight?

Believe this: Tommy Tubular (AKA the Brett Favre of Guitar) is actually watching the real Van Halen LIVE in concert FOR REAL.

No lie.