Saturday, March 11, 2006

Irish or Not, Here We Come

So what if it's lederhosen?

So what if we're a delicious smoothie of German, English, Greek, Mexican, Sicilian, Puerto Rican, etc., and only one part Authentic Dubliner?

All we need is a whip, some green stuff, and the will to rock, and we'll be kissing the Blarney Stone as lovingly as the next guy.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Just Around the Corner

The Shame and the Glory!

The greatest drinking holiday of them all approaches. It's enough to turn The Brat Pack green.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Where in the World is TOMMY TUBULAR?

In a recent comment, Jesse Van Halen brought up a very real concern, namely that TOMMY TUBULAR seems to have been sucked through the lampshade and into a parallel universe, never to be heard from again. If you can help us find him, you will be rewarded with RAWK forever.

Most Awesome Crossword Winner Ever!

Jeff Hintz, Quality Assurance Technician (is that the guy who makes sure stuff isn't crumbling or does he take complaints?), is so smart that he solved the St. Patrick's Day Crossword Puzzle with his eyes closed and one hand tied behind his back. And he solved it faster than anyone has ever solved one of our mind-benders! For this triumph, he will receive an UNOPENED (yeah, Larry, you heard right) copy of Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease DVD #1!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Go Lampshade!

This Saturday, TOMMY was either delayed at Menard's or abducted by aliens and then deposited in a subtle condition (in truth, he was the only Packer sexy AND smart enough to attend the 150th Mardi Gras.) Then, all of a sudden, Mister T Washington made a rare and fabulous appearance up front with the guy in the dress! Booties were shook.