Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Commerce and Fashion Updates

If you're shuffling along with us at a club and suddenly realize that you forgot to purchase a gift for that special someone's birthday, anniversary, graduation, wedding, 4th of July, or other important day... we've got the goods. We keep them right there on stage with us at all times, and if you have cash, it's even easier!

Our full color, high quality "BP Rocket" baseball jersey isn't just for astronauts and time-travelling teenagers anymore. A sexy, flattering style for all, the rocket shirt is affordable, at $15, and helps prevent nudity.

The Brat Pack underwear collection might be familiar to you, thanks to our supermodel lead singers, who have no shame. So stop having shame and get some today! (Prices vary by style.)

The Brat Pack Tank Top, a la Gwen Stefani and Brendan Goes to Hollywood, is a classic. A small quantity remains in our inventory, which could make these a collector's item (if we forget to reorder).

Finally, the Members Buttons went so fast, we had to do an emergency restocking. At $2 per, you can easily collect them all!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Weather Update

Last Friday was sort of okay, not super cold. We had a good time at Fat City where a bus dropped off hundreds of lawyers.

Saturday's high of 50 degrees made for such a pleasant day. High winds made everything look funny. The temperature was still bearable at night, when we witnessed a spectacular turnout at T&T Tavern.

On Sunday it started to drop, but we still think 25 is nice. No snow though.

Monday saw a high of 14 and Tuesday of 13. An eyewitness reported five seconds of glistening snow flurries on Monday and stuck her tongue out to see if they were real or manufactured, like contrail fallout.

Whatever happens next, we really don't know. We're a party band, not meteorologists, and even though we have predicted the weather (and the future) with much higher accuracy than the pros, we don't want to get anyone's hopes up.

Guess you'll just have to come to Sliderz in Decatur this Saturday to find out what kind of weather we ended up having throughout the week.