Is It Safe?

Because Guido took the DeLorean on a death-defying, high-speed, cross-country trek with a hot brunette AND a hot blonde, Tom had to rig this 80s classic so that he too could travel through time and make the past tomorrow as awesome as the future yesterday. We're a little worried about Tommy, whose motto is 'close your eyes and floor it' cause we're not sure this little beater really has 1.21 gigawatts of power. Good luck, TT! Make it back safe!

So Larry, How was Your Vacation?

Because Larry "Mr. Hawaii" the Soundguy can't figure out how to email me those sexy pictures of himself conquering the surf on Christmas, I have to resort to coercion.

I don't attempt bullying, extortion, blackmail, or humiliation without first consulting bff "Anonymous" (you can read more about that floozie here.) Anyhoo, she claims to have evidence previously concealed from the band and public about Larry's crew and rig at our Bahamas show. Some speculate that he's not pictured here because he was down the beach negotiating with locals or hitting the waterslides while high on jager, but I think he's just shy.