Friday, July 13, 2012

Happy Reverse Lucky People's Backwards Day!

Two members of the Brat Pack were born on Friday the 13th. Here's a clue.

But the significance of this day doesn't end there. Oh no. Our beloved flight instructor and dance overlord, Anthony D-Boy AKA Bro Jovi, was not only born on Friday the 13th, he was born on JULY 13. We did some research and learned that, because today IS July 13, it might also be his BIRTHDAY on top of everything else!

We are rebuilding the Love Float in honor of this important holiday. Because the first one was made of ice cream and melted, we're moving on to Jello Shots. We believe that with advanced technology, we will be able to 'stand' on the jello float (i.e., glide above it) as we ride around town smashing mirrors and running under ladders with this cute black cat, who really did eat some homework.

Don't worry. We will always find a way to make whatever we're doing seem like official 80s business.

Monday, July 09, 2012

News, Sports, and Weather

It's been so long since we checked in with Anonymous, who used to be in the band. I wonder what she's doing. Other blogs we forgot about for a long time include the JessBot Tracker, the Bigfoot Poetry Slam, and the Constant, Boring Workout Update blog.

Hey, remember how funny it was last summer when, on Tommy Tubular's very last gig, his guitar solo made the power go out for the entire Lincoln Arts Balloon Festival, and then we waited an hour in the dark while Larry and Company performed a miracle and got us back online? This summer is turning out to be a laugh riot too, with all of our outdoor gigs happening when it's over 100 degrees. If you can take it, you ought to come out just to witness the freak show of us prancing about in leather and vinyl with stage lights. We're so crazy from dehydration that we'll probably give you a million dollars.

The Love Float we were making for July's birthday parade melted in the sun because we made it out of ice cream. Oops. So then we tried a gigantic cookie dough float, but we ated it.

Oh, crap.