At the CUMusic Awards ceremony Thursday, April 5, the Third Most Evil Band will share a stage with that Jazz Combo with the Most Digestible Ingredients, bringing their bitter rivalry to a head. Ever since Tritone challenged Jazz Sandwich to try and play more notes, the training and scheming have divided a once peaceful community, sales of finger cots have skyrocketed, and everyone's turning to Tommy Tubular for advice. I just hope the showdown on Thursday evening settles this matter.
This is Tritone. They're so evil they can stand in snow for a long time without crying. Even when one of them is being mauled by a wolf.
This is Jazz Sandwich. Delicious if you can get your mouth around it.
This is CUMusic, ultimately responsible for the coming shitstorm.
