Thursday, January 24, 2008

So Larry, How was Your Vacation?

Because Larry "Mr. Hawaii" the Soundguy can't figure out how to email me those sexy pictures of himself conquering the surf on Christmas, I have to resort to coercion.

I don't attempt bullying, extortion, blackmail, or humiliation without first consulting bff "Anonymous" (you can read more about that floozie here.) Anyhoo, she claims to have evidence previously concealed from the band and public about Larry's crew and rig at our Bahamas show. Some speculate that he's not pictured here because he was down the beach negotiating with locals or hitting the waterslides while high on jager, but I think he's just shy.