Tuesday, June 06, 2006

TOMMY Does Not Lie! Lynndi Lauper Lies!!


Au contraire!!

In MR. TUBULAR's perennially exciting and informative weekly missive to the masses, one finds only accuracy and integrity. If you will recall, his original message went out BEFORE the "big week off," at which time he believed himself and Guido Menudo to have been grounded. This was my own clever strategy.

Once Lynndi Lauper was safely en route to rehab (no, not a week on the beach - see how she lies,) I was able to reveal to the others the top secret plans I had made for each of them. Yes Guido and New Wave Dave travelled far to reverse climate change once and for all. Obviously, Electric Larry wowed all the other engineers with his newly mastered Brazilian Dance Party moves, and of course it is true that the Jessbot was due for "servicing." Josh of Seagulls' noggin was desperately needed in Hollywood, where he successfully theorized and postulated. I hope that you, our dear reader (literally), can appreciate the need for secrecy regarding TOMMY's mission to save the 80s. If MC Hammer had stayed the shy wallflower he was before TOMMY got there and set him free, where would the rest of us be now?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

is that supposed to be tommy in the gold pants or what? ythe picturte's so little I can't see

The Devas said...

It's MC Hammer.

Anonymous said...

my bad

The Devas said...

Are you our one dear reader, per chance?

The Devas said...

Hey, isn't the whole rehab thing supposed to, like, STAY a secret? Whatever, dude.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm the dear reader!

Anonymous said...

what about Young MC? Did tom help him too?

Anonymous said...

tom could save the world with his new car

Anonymous said...

more heather please

Jesse VanHalen said...

I think if Tom didn't save MC Hammer, I would not be at a Vanilla Ice concert right now.

JV