Wednesday, September 26, 2007

O! How They Suffer for Their Art

Boo hoo.

5 comments:

Hon Don Gerard said...

Yeah, whatever...I got EIGHTY DOLLARS!

...PER DAY!

Kendell Welch said...

The Don Gerard guy seems like a crazy one. Good for him!

Don, just make sure that you're friendly with the "Roadie"...you could easily find yourself "kicked out."

Lynndi Lauper said...

Oh yeah, Don knows all about carrying the load. But as you already know, he was very well paid.

Hon Don Gerard said...

I don't get it.

The Management said...

Dear Mr. Gerard,
Allow me to explain. Mr. Kendells is the Brat Pack's current "road manager/stage manager" (that's polite for "drink bitch.") In his experience, bass players call the shots, command respect, sometimes get extra pay just for being so kick-ass, and are almost never expected to carry the lead singer's costumes. Mr. Kendells is from a different generation, where musicians are referred to as "people" and are even sometimes greeted with eye contact. I know this must be a shock for you, but I assure you it is real.