Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Amazing Scientific Discoveries, Part 0.666


Using the most advanced, top secret, costly technology, blogger is able to figure out if you are a robot, and it will let you know within 24 hours.

Most of you probably already knew that, so allow me to blow your mind with another Amazing Scientific Discovery about blogger. It can actually DELETE your blog from someone else's link list without them knowing it! Or maybe not!

9 comments:

Hon Don Gerard said...

That is such a load of crap.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go warn Will Robinson of some danger.

Anonymous said...

I feel like we don't spend enough time talking about Milli Vanilli. Can we look into that?

Kendell Welch said...

Agreed! We should have a fake conversation about Hip-Hop!

Danger Will Robinson, and Jordi LaForge just for good measure.

Anonymous said...

There is no such thing as new blogger technology. It's a made up fake ruse lie to distract your attention from a vast conspiracy I'd better stop talking about right now before they hear me through the fillings in jesse van halen's molars.

Kendell Welch said...
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Anonymous said...

I am willing to engage in what sounds like dialog but lacks content about any topic you can program in the original jessbot....aaaaaaaaack

Kendell Welch said...

I think Milli Vanilli is perfectly capable off shaking molars loose. We need to head of their Nuclear-Dental attack as soon as possible.

Wish I'd noticed that deleted posts are noted. Dang.

I reprogrammed the Jessbot last weekend to be "cool." Thank me later.

Anonymous said...

It's time someone thought to rewrite the Unit to be cool. If you have time next weekend (kdub) please locate and remove the device which causes the Jessbot 3000 to implode when within range of the Silver Bullet. This illegal spousal software was installed by Ninja Benatar and seems to work a little too well.

Kendell Welch said...

Consider the Silver-Bullet re-routed. Jessbot 3000 is safe!