Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Uncle Jeff, Noted Theoretical Astrophysicist, Speaks


"A careful reading of wikipedia entries on the topic leads us to this most incredible discovery: 'Most active galaxies are ellipticals and are believed to be powered by a supermassive black hole that are emitting radiation due to infalling material.' Even without subject/verb agreement, this may or may not be open to debate, subject to mediation, and conditioned by variables out of our control."

Uncle Jeff then checked his portable chrondometer, scratched his head, and yawned.

"Have they looked in any black holes?"

2 comments:

Jesse VanHalen said...

I looked in a black hole once, then I wiped it.

JV

A Friend of a Friend of a Friend said...

Uncle Jeff is really really really smart. He would never use science as a joke.